Kids here play a silly game to pass the time when they’re outside: spot a yellow car, tag your friend and say ‘Yellow car’. Three tags and you have to buy sweets. Simple. Of course my daughter tricks me into playing along as well, but today we changed the rules a bit. While on a forced hike
outside so as to escape the internet for a few hours we focused on ‘Dog crap surrounded by a yellow stain’. After about 50, while my daughter was laughing away and I gagged for the 50ieth time, I finally declared that I don’t like dogs and dislike melting snow on our yellow brick road.